{"id":309,"date":"2020-01-16T01:12:38","date_gmt":"2020-01-16T01:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/benchmarkrecruiting.com\/?page_id=309"},"modified":"2026-02-13T16:23:57","modified_gmt":"2026-02-13T21:23:57","slug":"recruitment-humor","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/benchmarkrecruiting.net\/?page_id=309","title":{"rendered":"Recruitment Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"309\" class=\"elementor elementor-309\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-5fe06ef elementor-section-height-min-height elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-items-middle\" data-id=\"5fe06ef\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-background-overlay\"><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-c3426f9\" data-id=\"c3426f9\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ef250d7 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"ef250d7\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-large\">RECRUITMENT HUMOR<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-143f7da elementor-widget-divider--view-line elementor-widget elementor-widget-divider\" data-id=\"143f7da\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"divider.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-divider\">\n\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-divider-separator\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-13b7abc elementor-reverse-tablet elementor-reverse-mobile elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"13b7abc\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-12a5b69\" data-id=\"12a5b69\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-56e3e3b elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"56e3e3b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h3>COMPETITIVE SALARY<\/h3><p>We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.<\/p><h3>JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM<\/h3><p>We have no time to train you.<\/p><h3>CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE<\/h3><p>We don\u2019t pay enough to expect that you\u2019ll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.<\/p><h3>MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED<\/h3><p>You\u2019ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.<\/p><h3>SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED<\/h3><p>Some time each night and some time each weekend.<\/p><h3>DUTIES WILL VARY<\/h3><p>Anyone in the office can boss you around.<\/p><h3>MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL<\/h3><p>We have no quality control.<\/p><h3>NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE<\/h3><p>We\u2019ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.<\/p><h3>SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE<\/h3><p>You\u2019ll need it to replace three people who just left.<\/p><h3>PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST<\/h3><p>You\u2019re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.<\/p><h3>REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS<\/h3><p>You\u2019ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.<\/p><h3>GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS<\/h3><p>Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RECRUITMENT HUMOR COMPETITIVE SALARY We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM We have no time to train you. CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE We don\u2019t pay enough to expect that you\u2019ll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED You\u2019ll be six months [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"elementor_header_footer","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"no-sidebar","site-content-layout":"page-builder","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"disabled","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"disabled","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"default","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-309","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/benchmarkrecruiting.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/benchmarkrecruiting.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/benchmarkrecruiting.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/benchmarkrecruiting.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/benchmarkrecruiting.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":50,"href":"https:\/\/benchmarkrecruiting.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":845,"href":"https:\/\/benchmarkrecruiting.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/309\/revisions\/845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/benchmarkrecruiting.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}