RECRUITMENT HUMOR

COMPETITIVE SALARY

We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM

We have no time to train you.

CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE

We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED

You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED

Some time each night and some time each weekend.

DUTIES WILL VARY

Anyone in the office can boss you around.

MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL

We have no quality control.

NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE

We’ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE

You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.

PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST

You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS

You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS

Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.